My swinging companions made it far more interesting. Four boys and a pretty blonde girl, all about 14 years old, sat on the swings next to me. I began listening into their conversation when I overheard the girl telling the boys that she had never kissed a girl. The boys all agreed that she was missing out and should try it sometime, trying to persuade her by telling her that they had all kissed girls and it was good. Then they started talking about a dirty movie they'd seen. It was all very charged and I felt uncomfortable.

Just then, a little girl on the slide next to the swings on the other side flew off the end, square into a big puddle at the bottom. She was wearing a little kilt, which was now sodden and her mum was pissing herself laughing, trying not to laugh in front of the little girl. Undetered, she kept going on the slide in just her nappies and gumboots.


